Winger To Change Hit Song “Seventeen” To “Eighteen” To Shed Pedophile Fan Base

We barely recognized Kip at the Goodwill, but there he was, clean shaven and perusing through a bunch of beaten up cassettes. We noticed that he had a few already picked out, most notably Extreme, White Lion and Abba.

We asked him what new and exciting things he was up to and he nonchalantly said “Sup” along with a head bob. Not meaning to inter… Read More/Discuss on Metal

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