Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Rock is dead. It’s gone and it’s never coming back. All of rock’s fossils decided to drag themselves from the dungeon of irrelevance and it deemed it appropriate to spit on the genre and those emerging to carry the torch. Gene Simmons did it, Dylan did it, Flea did it and the Grammys told you they don’t give a shit about rock music anymore. Here’s the…